马秋子【视频】这个时候你就用最古老的办法，装傻充愣蒙混过关！-好歌没人听系列
马秋子【视频】这个时候你就用最古老的办法，装傻充愣蒙混过关！-好歌没人听系列
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我有麻烦了
so I'm in a little bit of trouble
我妈妈多年来一直在收集独角兽雕像
my mom has been collecting these unicorn statues for ages
我打烂了其中的一只
and I broke one of them
她还没有发现
and she doesn't know
我想问问您 我是应该瞒着她
so I'm wondering should I just shut my mouth and keep quiet
还是说等她自己发现
or should I just wait till she figure it out
你打烂了你妈妈的独角兽？
you broke your mama's unicorn
是的
I did
是白色那只吗？
was it the white one
不是 是那只大的蓝色的那只
no it was the big blue one
蓝色那只？
the blue one
是的
yes
噢~ 我的老天爷 啊~~~~
oh lord Jesus ahhhhh
为什么是蓝色那只？
not the blue one
她打烂了我蓝色的那只！
she broke the blue one
这就可能是你妈妈的反应
that could be your mama's reaction right there
你打烂了蓝色的那只
you broke the blue one
为毛你要去摸它？
who was you do and touching it
我知错了
I know
你为什么偏偏要去摸那只蓝色的那只？
why will you touch the blue one
你妈妈跟你说了多少次别手贱去摸那只蓝色的
how many times she did tell you don't touch the blue
是的
yes
好了 现在你翅膀硬了 长高了就可以伸手去摸那只蓝色的啦？
now you got tall and grown you're gonna reach a little ass up there and touch the blue one
好了 现在你打烂了你妈妈的独角兽了
now you've broken your mama's unicorn
我知错了
I know
好了 你要这么做
all right here is what you got to do
听哥说
listen to me
噢 好的 不好意思
oh okay sorry
啥也别说
don't say anything
你看到我的那只蓝色独角兽了吗
have you seen my blue unicorn
蓝色独角兽？
blue unicorn
尽可能让自己看起来蠢蠢哒
and just and try to look as stupid as you can
你知道怎样才能看起来蠢蠢的吗
do you know do you do you have any idea how to look stupid
知道
right
让哥看下你的表演 演一下蠢蠢的表情
let me see it let me see your stupid look
来吧 走一个
let me see it give it to me
啥蓝色....
what blue
打住 不是这样
no no no
听哥说 你必须张开你的嘴巴
listen to me you have to let your mouth hanging open
闭着嘴的时候 你不会看起来那么傻
you can't look stupid with your mouth closed
你要这样... 好了 你问我Steve 你看到我的蓝色独角兽了吗
you got to go okay okay ask me Steve have you seen my blue unicorn
Steve 你看到我的蓝色独角兽了吗
Steve have you seen my blue unicorn
哥才不在乎正在做什么
I don't care what I'm doing
哥在做什么不重要 你来问我
I could be doing anything just ask me
Steve你看到我的蓝色独角兽了吗
Steve have you seen my blue unicorn
确保你的眼神看起来像是在四处找它
make your eyes look like they're searching for it
没看到呀 但是我会帮你一起找的 你最后是放什么地方
no but I'll help you find it mama what's the last place you put
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